So, I think I am pregnant

Well, I am probably NOT pregnant, but it's either that or I have really bad PMS.

Actually, I took a test, it was negative, but I feel really really weird. The way one does when the alien baby takes over your body.
Here are my symptoms:

--Bloating (It certainly LOOKS like I am pregnant, maybe I just need to work out!)
--V. Tired (Could have something to do with not sleeping well)
--Cravings (From ice cream to that greek yogurt crap, which I am happy to report that Trader Joe's now carries)

--Bigger & tender breasts (I admit, I like this one, and hope that it stays forever)
(oops, the big part only, hear that God?)

--Crankiness (Could be the heat or the PMS)
--Gas (erm, could be the erratic eating or the PMS)

--Cannot concentrate (Could be all the aforementioned things)

Regardless, I am probably NOT, but I did happen to mention that I felt pregnant to most of my co-workers, the receptionist, one of the mangers, my friends, my mom, my daughter's daycare providers, my sister, a lady online for ice cream, and someone on the LIRR.

Which leads me to think that when I do get pregnant, I will tell every single soul I know or encounter in about five minutes after I find out. Or at least suspect.