My anal and pregnant friend Sabrina
My very anal friend Sabrina called me tonight to tell me that she is pregnant, she just found out last night.
She only tried one month and it worked.
She was very excited, since she has had this all planned out for months.
She is very anal.
After we gushed and screamed, she said "OK, now I have some questions", and I swear I think I heard her pull out a piece of paper.
(some have compared her to Monica from Friends, this is what I mean about anal)
Question one-- "How much folic acid did you take?"(ha, as if I remember.....)
Me-- "umm, how much to they recommend?"
Her-- "blah blah blah mg"
Me-- "yeah, that sounds about right"
(One summer, we rented a house in the Hamptons together, and she used to clean it all weekend long)
Question two--"What books do you recommed?"
Me--"What To Expect When You Are Expecting, Your Pregnancy Week by Week and a good breast feeding book"
(One time in the house in the Hamptons, I left my plate in the sink, and I got in trouble from her)
Her--"Who is the author of Your Pregnancy Week by Week"
Me-- "ummm, I don't know, just look for it on Amazon"
(Also, in the Hamptons, we were not allowed to place any beer bottles down without coasters)
Her--"I've done some research and found out I should increase my calories by 300, how did you do that?"
Me--"with potato chips and cookies"
(I think she giggled)
Her--"Did you have an epidural?"
Me--" I think you have plenty of time for that!"
So, you get the gist.
She's got this down to a science. I was silently laughing to myself because the next time I talk to her will surely be a different converstation. I picture it being one where she yawns every five seconds and/or dry heaves. All caloric intake calculations will be out the window as she struggles to find a food group that does not make her want to sit at the toilet face down, crying and wondering why oh why nature does this to you!!!
Or maybe that was just me.
She only tried one month and it worked.
She was very excited, since she has had this all planned out for months.
She is very anal.
After we gushed and screamed, she said "OK, now I have some questions", and I swear I think I heard her pull out a piece of paper.
(some have compared her to Monica from Friends, this is what I mean about anal)
Question one-- "How much folic acid did you take?"(ha, as if I remember.....)
Me-- "umm, how much to they recommend?"
Her-- "blah blah blah mg"
Me-- "yeah, that sounds about right"
(One summer, we rented a house in the Hamptons together, and she used to clean it all weekend long)
Question two--"What books do you recommed?"
Me--"What To Expect When You Are Expecting, Your Pregnancy Week by Week and a good breast feeding book"
(One time in the house in the Hamptons, I left my plate in the sink, and I got in trouble from her)
Her--"Who is the author of Your Pregnancy Week by Week"
Me-- "ummm, I don't know, just look for it on Amazon"
(Also, in the Hamptons, we were not allowed to place any beer bottles down without coasters)
Her--"I've done some research and found out I should increase my calories by 300, how did you do that?"
Me--"with potato chips and cookies"
(I think she giggled)
Her--"Did you have an epidural?"
Me--" I think you have plenty of time for that!"
So, you get the gist.
She's got this down to a science. I was silently laughing to myself because the next time I talk to her will surely be a different converstation. I picture it being one where she yawns every five seconds and/or dry heaves. All caloric intake calculations will be out the window as she struggles to find a food group that does not make her want to sit at the toilet face down, crying and wondering why oh why nature does this to you!!!
Or maybe that was just me.
posted by Jennifer at 9:37 PM
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